All of the juicy shit is friends only.

today i feel like this:

Someone on a infomercial about at home colon cleansers just called pooping "having an evacuation."

This has me rolling.



"WHERE IS GOD WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!"

WOW I SURE LOVE HAVING ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE CRAMPS! I LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN THE FEELING OF MY UTERUS TRYING TO CLAW ITS WAY OUT. NOTHING ELSE MAKES ME QUITE AS HAPPY AS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

My grandparents are so cute.

They made this in the snow together today: